Limericks For Today in E Major

Sleeping in feels like a sin
I just don't know where to begin!
Missed my jaunt to the gym
Rather snore than stay slim
Either way you just can't win!!!

Another Saturday spent at the school.
For "the man" I'm becoming a tool.
I should refashion my key
Into cute jewelery
And spend tons more time by the pool!

Blind dates are a curious thing,
To get newly singles back into the swing.
Interview questions at dinner...
Feeling like a beginner...
Sadly not feeling that "zing!".